Welcome Y'all
Well Hi there! Come on in and wipe your feet, we don't want any contanimation of our stock. Our spread is 5,000 acres of lush pasture and forest, where our little games and savers can roam free. We regularly dip them in pysulphatelogametabisudoate which is enough to kill any little critter, so we can gaurantee that our stock is free from virus', nasty spyware and adware parasites.
Our boss, Ed, is not available for comment right now, on account of we keep him locked up in the barn, cos he's a little bit crazy. He's from England, so I think y'all know what I mean. We shove some plates of beans under the door and every few weeks he releases his creations into the pen. We then give them their jabs, clone them several hundred times, the vet gives them a good check over and then they're let go for you folks to take home.
Thanks to our generous sponsors, y'all can take home whatever catches your eye, completely free. You must feed them only on Microsoft Windows. If you have a supply of the old Microsoft Windows '95 then that's fine. The new brands, XP and Vista are good fodder too as well as anything they made in between, like the not so good sellers, NT, ME and 2000. You don't need no special extras to keep 'em happy, like flashy graphics and sound cards. They're quite happy with just the basics.
Now just you look around at your leisure using the guides at the top fence. Remember to close the gate when you leave.
